Las personas que pegan stickers en sus ceulares, son miserables

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Jesse: Alright, alright. Think of it like this. Um, uh, jump ahead, ten, twenty years, okay, and you're married. Only your marriage doesn't have that same energy that it used to have, you know. You start to blame your husband. You start to think about all those guys you've met in your life, and what might have happened if you'd picked up with one of them, right? .Well, I'm one of those guys. That's me, you know. So think of this as time travel, from then, to now, uh, to find out what you're missing out on. See, what this really could be is a gigantic favor to both you and your future husband, to find out that you're not missing out on anything. I'm just as big a loser as he is, totally unmotivated, totally boring, and, uh, you made the right choice, and you're really happy
De "Before Sunrise"

Las persona que comen con cubiertos las empanadas, se masturban de manera compulsiva.

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El servicio meteorologico no existe. Son los padres

146 - Las mujeres que usan faldas con pantalon debajo, les cabe la onda bisexual.

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Dooced

1.- To lose one´s job because of one´s website.
"Dude, I heard Janey got dooced last week."

2.- Getting fired because of something that you wrote in your weblog.
"Blogger Heather B. Armstrong coined the phrase in 2002, after she was fired from her Web design job for writing about work and colleagues on her blog, Dooce.com" (Source: Yahoo.com)
Last October, Delta Air Lines flight attendant Ellen Simonetti was fired, she said, for what her supervisor called a misuse of uniform. Simonetti had posted on her personal blog, Queen of Sky (now called Diary of a Fired Flight Attendant), pictures of herself, in her uniform, on an empty plane. Her blog also contained thinly veiled work stories.

3.-To have all social hell break loose when people you know and/or family members finally find and read your blog.
"I went throgh a lot of trouble to keep my blog anonymous. It's just not worth getting dooced."

Vía Core 77

145. Las mujeres que usan mas de un anillo en el mismo dedo, estan sexualmente insatisfechas.

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A Beth Orton cuando era chiquita le decian Jem

Los que realmente se beneficiaron con la reeleccion de Bush, fueron los viejos comediantes. Estos van a poder seguir diciendo:

Las mujeres que al usar pantalón, dejan ver su bombacha, sólo acaban cuando están arriba.

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